General Maggott

Handsome, tall (NOT!), good physic and all round good egg.

“Mischievous Bad Boy of the team”

Spark Plug

He can regale you with ditties and amusing tales for hours about his cork and button collection from the Byzantine period.

“Cute lubricated and well spoken”

Dung Beetle

This chap has modelled his backside on Fatima Whitbread’s and Bill Beaumont’s with the final touches from Wookey hole.

Baron Bumburst

A.K.A. Rambling Syd Rumpole, likes strumming his frets and according to him he plays the squeeze box

Chicken Ed

The Chinese think that all European’s look like horses, so why the long face Ed. He can also boast of being the ghost writer of Julian Carey’s autobiography “The passage of a young man”

Viking

An uncontrollable berserker, rowed here from distant waters, first he lost his oars and then his horn

Nil by Mouth

A sickley child who gained his name from several operations he’s undergone in the last few years, he is also closely related to the great spoonerist Friar Tuck

The Fat Controller

The public voice of the Red Barrows at his command and whim we arrive, perform, collect and depart.

Pylon

The word pylon is short for hybrid Ent, he is a deciduous east facing man and shares the same diet as a Carafe.

Posh

Even 10 feet in the air he keeps his barrow in the glove box.